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Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Damian Malakai
2. Satori Nazawa
3. Dominic Hakata

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Damian: Damian Malakai. I don't know either of these two.
Satori: Satori Nazawa. Don't know them, don't give a shit about them.
Dominic: Dominic Hakata, no...don't know them...

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Damian: Oh yes...-chuckles darkly-
Satori: Dude i'm a girl you sick fuck Dx.
Dominic: O_O I can't get blowjobs...

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Damian: None 'a your goddamn business
Satori: sleeping with my teddy bear -cough-
Dominic: Reading.

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Damian: I have many shames. You will know of none of them.
Satori: I don't regret anything I do.
Dominic: I'm only 17. I don't have any yet.

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Damian: A demon resides in me...
Satori: I'm psychotically insane? Trigger happy. Yeah...i'll blow your fuckin head off
Dominic: Uh, my name is a males name?

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Damian: Wouldn't you like to know
Satori: Killing them? Yeah many
Dominic: ._. questioning? I don't understand

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Damian: .....
Satori: Fuckin' burn in hell ಠ_ಠ
Dominic: Uh, oki.

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Damian: No...
Satori: No, I'm happy.
Dominic: D:!

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Damian: -narrows eyes-
Satori: -bares fangs- That fucking shit head Sesshomaru.
Dominic: I don't want to kill anyone

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Damian: someone hitting my hip...or attacking my pack.
Satori: Your face....ಠ_ಠ
Dominic: -tilts head- I don't know

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Damian: -begins to smirk devilishly-
Satori: if i'im in your house you're about to die bitch.
Dominic: OH GOD I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS GENO'S HOUSE! -SNATCHES UP GATHERED ITEMS AND FLEES-

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Damian: ....AHAHHAHAHAHA -facepalm-
Satori: what the fuck are you smoking?
Dominic: ._. what?

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Damian: Those that i've either fucked/raped/molested/forced to enjoy/or any other variations of taking to bed with me....
Satori: >_> my mother when I was a baby
Dominic: ur....not many

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Damian: I don't do drugs..
SAtori: No, but I am a pot head ಠ_ಠ
Dominic: Ew no! DX Hate drugs!

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Damian: No, I'm use to it. My human puts me through these a lot.
Satori: fuck yes. If that damn bitch doesn't stop making me do these i'mma kill her -.-
Dominic: it's my first one! So no

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Damian: ......-chuckles-
Satori: wtf...
Dominic: Ur, my mother's car window.

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Damian: Uh, wtf is that >_>
Satori: I don't fuck people. So I don't have it...
Dominic: eeew DX no want kthxbai

18) There is no question 18.
Damian: ...
Satori: suck a dick asswipe ಠ_ಠ
Dominic: -hunts for question 18-

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Damian: .....
Satori: Blood.
Dominic: er no.

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Damian: -.-;
Satori: ಠ_ಠ
Dominic: Why would ANYONE shit their pants in glee? o.O